If so then banish these tiresome annoyances forever, help me and my mates; we are literally trying to escape from reality. Even my mum and teddy bear are coming along with us, we’re that desperate to leave.
ESCAPE FROM REALITY IS COMING SOON TO A PC NEAR YOU! (It's just that it may be some time)
Suffering in your daytime job? Hate eating vegetables? Bored of doing the housework? Sick and tired of life?
We’ll be running away from the dole queue, knocking over wheelie bins, wielding feather dusters, having a pub brawl, chucking clammy cheese, avoiding smelly tramps, trampling on enraged shopaholics ,surfing on potatoes, dodging turnips, hiding from deadly spoons and a whole manner of other equally inane crap, for no reason whatsoever. In the ultimate conquest to escape from reality.
Remember don’t confuse your life with reality. ESCAPE FROM REALITY!!!
The plot thickens.
Choose your psychopath.
Including six hidden characters.
Helpful hints are scattered throughout your journey.
It's time to clean up the streets, literally.
You'll come across all sorts of weirdos.
..in all sorts of locations.
..including a man made entirely out of vegetables, who boasts a mean brocolli punch.
Fight crime with mobile phone radiation and jam.
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Seriously, this is a *REAL* game.
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Some idiot let me loose with a digital camera.
Technical Information:
Publishers: If you are interested in selling this behemoth of crap then feel free to get in touch.
(C) 2004
Convince yourself otherwise with these *LIVE* footage movies of the beta version of EFR in action.
Teddy demonstrates his extreme martial arts skills.
You must Escape from eating your greens! How?
Skiing at high speeds down a motorway on a potato crisp, whilst dodging vegetables such as sweetcorn and turnips of course.
Uh oh. It's a RAVE RIOT! Big it up now! Hardcore! Stomp to the beat on someones head.
It is my goal to make the stupidest game possible and ever created, but still be fun, since most mad games these days are just crap to play.
Low system specs : Runs at 50-60fps on my P2 333Mhz 16Mb Banshee
Game size roughly 100MBs
10 playable characters, up to 4 player simultaneous play.
Offensive game content, quite likely to offend everyone in some way.
Even I'm in the game, I mean come on, how many developers can boast that they actually star in their own game?
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