I have a compiled a 'frequently asked questions' page because everyone has one. So before you E-mail me please read the FAQ below, since chances are, your question may have already been answered.

Q: Who are you?
A: I'm ENAY and I like cheese.

Q: What's your website about?
A: Can't you read?

Q: WOW! Am I really the first person to visit your site?
A: Indeed you are. It means you're a very special person.

Q: What does ENAY stand for?
A: Elephants Nuke Automated Yachts.

Q: Can I link to your site?
A: Why would you want to do that? It's crap.

Q: Will there ever be any pictures of your arcade games in action?
A: Maybe. But only, if more people request them.

Q: I can't seem to see any awards that you've won. Where are they?
A: Oh No! They've been stolen.

Q: Can you E-mail me the full version of "Insert game name here" ?
A: No. Go out and buy it from the shop.

Q: Why do my bananas go brown really fast?
A: Have you tried not putting them in the fridge?

Q: Your site is a bag of shit.
A: Thanks. All part of the service.

Q: Your spelling and grammar is terrible.
A: I no.

Q: Those last two weren't even questions.
A: And neither is this one smarty pants.

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