I'm rather pleased with the results, fans of the game will definitely find this very amusing.
I'll leave it to you to work out what is going on.
Although I'm sure you'll agree after you've listened to it, it's really quite obvious.
Enjoy!
Oh yeah, and all sounds are the property and copyright of SEGA enterprises. Remember that!

I like playing House Of The Dead 2 on my Dreamcast.
As fans of the game will know, the dialogue in House Of The Dead 2 is very cheesy. Just like pretty much all of the zombie horror computer games.
After a few minutes of messing about in the sound test menu I decided that a spoof should
be created, just like my favourite spoof of Resident Evil, Resident Jigalo.
So me and my mate decided to record our very own story by playing the sounds in the sound test in a particularly unique order.
Give a warm welcome to
"House Of The Bed 2". The idea was inspired of course by Sirsly's classic
Resident Jigalo
An amusing sound composition using the sounds of Resident Evil 1.
I must warn you that this is a highly immature act of stupidity. If you're offended by rude things then please don't download the file.
I'd highly recommend you check out
Resident Jigalo if you like house of the bed 2.
Note that all these sounds and voices are really taken from the game. I haven't added anything extra.