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Look out Jackie Chan there's a new martial arts expert in town
Born and raised from a freak formation of dog excrement on the pavement
comes forth a new formidable force, KUNG FU POO!
HAAAIIII YAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaa!
Beware Jet Li! You may be quick with your hands and feet but you'll never be
able to block against the deadly art of ninshittsu!
WHHHOOOOOOOOSSHH!!!! Kung Fu Poo unleashes a deadly flying kick!
Sadly barely a few hours after this picture was taken, Kung Fu Poo disappeared without a trace!
I have no idea what happened to him, but I suspect that he may have been defeated
by his evil nemesis the sweeping brush.
If you have any information on the whereabouts of this legendary hero then please be sure to inform your local authorities.
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