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FREE CAR INSIDE?

As you should know, I get confused very easily and just when you thought Walkers crisps had learnt their lesson I suddenly discover to find that they're back to their old tricks of silly packaging.



It's not hard to see what's wrong with this picture. "Is there a free car inside?"
BRRRMMM BRRRRRM! Here comes the Ready Salted Mobile! Do I really need to answer? Of course there bloody isn't, do they think we're stupid? Well not unless the car is intended to be driven away by the Borrowers.

As obvious as this may seem Walkers don't help in any way to clarify this obvious fact to be false. For example, a picture of a car ripping its way out of the package as it drives away certainly doesn't help matters.

If there really was a car inside the bag then it would be easy to discover. You would simply look for the packet of crisps that takes up an entire two aisles in your supermarket store.



"There are 150 FordFocus and FordStreetka cars to be won instantly inside lucky packs of Walkers Crisps and Walkers Max". The word "instantly" which also translates to 'immediately', 'straight away' and 'at this very moment' is perfectly clear in its meaning. For this to be proved true without a doubt you would have to find the car inside the bag. It is a matter that is clearly as confusing as the packaging.

It is only until you read the small print at the bottom of the packet that it clearly states that prizes are sealed in blue sachets and hidden inside lucky packs. They should sack the person who creates their packaging, or hire me and I'll fix their problems at no extra charge. Can I have some free crisps please?


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